…a very uninteresting story about a very uninteresting hobby that can be a great outlet for surf photographers when the surf gets very uninteresting.

I know, this is the dumbest blog you’ve ever read, but really, as a surfer, don’t you ever sit and think, “Wow, what would my life be without it?”

I love waiting for it to get developed, looking at slides, and most of all the art still involved with it.

?Jeez, I drank 50 beers last night and don?t know why my nose is broke?must be the Oxyc?tin.?

Look for more hairdressers prepping the surfers in the lineup with the makeup people there as well and maybe some really groovy house beats blaring from the beach.

About three months ago my ears just started popping and closing up. My normal Doctor, Dr. T, sent me to La Jolla to see a specialist-Dr. Bone. Ha! Doctor Bone…get it? The funny thing was I saw my acupuncturist that morning and his name is Dr. Wang, so in one day I was getting pricked [...]

“Thank God I have glasses,” said TW Biz Editor Adam Sullivan, “I wouldn’t see it otherwise.”

I’m getting a lot more thrust in my thruster and I’m surfing a lot bigger waves.

“I smashed some chick named Violet the other night even though her buddy Veruca was all over my jock!”

“Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”